*burps* feeling so full right now. my mummy finally cooked lunch!! for the past few days she hasn't been cooking
lunch and dinner!!well, today's lunch was great, so at least it'll be a conpensation! ooh - i downloaded this new
email thingy. kinda cool. it has skin's and emo-icons, 3d stuff, voice recorder, own signatures and many more.
it'll link up with your hotmail and all, so no worries. give it a try if you wanna.www.incredimail.com/english/splash.html
yuppers! yesterday was some what an irritating day and all. supposed to go jalan kayu for prata and all, but the host
didn't turn up. //shall not say names// urgh! and she didn't even tell me! promised to meet at 7pm at yio chu kang mrt,
and tada! 655pm, called her and guess what, she was still in town!! if you are reading this: please have
the courtesy to call if you cannot make it at that time ok!! haiyo!! ok the - that's that. then she told me to take 131
down to jalan kayu - but there no 131 at jalan kayu!! only 86 & 103!! you trying to make me lose my way in an ulu
part of singapore ah friend!! haiz - lucky there's bus expert, cham hui who made me find the light! was
kinda pissed and stuff but, well - let bygones be bygones. we're friends after all!!

made our way down to bishan after prata and hwee ate KFC!! she ate the XXL zinger thingy.
the "harsh-brown" (shit! i don't know how to spell!!) //is it hasbrown?damn!// anyway, that thing
didn't go well with the zinger - as in the taste and all.the original one is still much better! so huge!
hwee: wonder how you can eat so much pal!? we had prata and the mee goreng before coming! but we
all know that dearest hwee has an expandable stomach!=) after KFC, went to meet derel at coffee bean. and as
usual she was wearing her birkenstocks that look like pa-sa sandals! haiya - come and hao lian that we can't tell
that they were birkenstocks and her friends can!! sheesh! -whatever- dee: i wanna get the purple birkenstocks
with the concentric circles too!! maybe we can go together one day ya!?

oOOoh - gotta fly! phone call from eva dearest!

isn't the carebear below so adorable! going for dinner with hwee & sonia again today.
amy: it's not that i wanna purposely reject you for so many days, but hwee and sonia
book me first ma! so you cannot blame me ma. so, you and nick can run along k!
anyway, about the book i borrowed yesterday, prize winning plays, it's kinda hard
to understand their language cos it's very flowery and all, but - that's ok. will get
used to it and learn new words so i can use it on derelyn chua! she's always
talking chim chim words in the "sam-pa" manner! but that's what makes her cute and
special!! it's 6 already! lost track of time!! gotta run!

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met up with sonia and hwee yesterday at 11pm - headed to swensens//crown prince hotel//
we're NEVER going back to that place. yesterday was our 3rd visit there together.
urgh! - crown prince hotel - swensens - has been condemned by sonia, hwee and
mun xiao jie's.!! never will we go back there if we're meeting at peak hours! we'd rather be at
any shabby place or KPT eating prata and drinking till our fill!!

//why the place sux//

#1 drinks: the drinks suck terribly!!! hui ordered an irish cream blended. as you see the word irish cream,
you're expecting to taste the irish cream right?! but no!! it just tasted like mocha blended!! just plain coffee
and ice cream blended together!! where's the irish cream???!? hwee: you might as well had pumped
some irish cream from pabulum and pour in your drink la~! damn shit leh! and the other time we came, hui agai
ordered what.... ice mocha right?? ya - it was just like coffee + milk + ice cream. and you know what it tasted like...
coffee + milk + ice cream + lotsa water!!! it was soOOooOOo diluted that it just tasted like coffee and water!
even after we asked them to add more irish cream, it was still about the same, maybe just a 0.01% change eh!damn!
never buy swensens drinks!!

#2 tuna sandwich with wholemeal bread: presentation sucks! that's for one thing! the look of the sandwhich itself
makes me not want to eat! imagine that! you know how sandwiches are supposed to look upright, sitting properly in it's
place with everything neatly placed. yah - but no! it looked sloppy! i mean, i've worked in afew f&b outlets and that's
not how a sandwhich should look like!! especially in an established restaurant. it's well-known for goodness sakes!! they're
just pulling down their own reputation!! sheesh! next, what's a tuna sandwich without the tuna right!!? so where's
the tuna??! firstly, they are minced and mixed with mayonnaise - that's ok - it looks so small though - that's ok too, but the thing is
the tuna portion is soooo little!!! so little that you can hardly taste it!! like>>where's the tuna?! terrible!! horrendous!!

#3 fries: oOOh - and i thought swensens had one of the better fries! *like totally changed my mind set* the fries were
served to us ...... cold and soft !! puh-lease!! even macdonalds fries are crispier and hotter!! how can you actually serve
cold and soft fries?! whatcha up to man!? but we did ask for a change and hotter crispier fries came. think they just served us
fries that were cooked long before time. sheesh! kim: go and check out who works there and complain on my behalf!!

well, i think we've learnt our lesson right! so we'll go find another place to sit and talk at peak hours ok! and i'll take the blame for
now!! *shrinks from chair* okok - my fault. but i couldn't think of anywhere else that open till very late in town! can't really
blame me for it right? *grinz* anyway, we'll just go there for ice cream next time. oooh - but the lamb chops there are kinda
good though. *smilez* but other than that - nah! ooh - we took photos too. of the bad food and drinks! you'll get too preview them
only when the 36 films are finished and developed!!

once upon a time, there was this wicked, bitchified, witch. she was kinda pretty, but her inside was rotten.
her personality and the way she treated people. her name, lillypilly. she entered my life on fine day in march.
it was hate at first sight. though i only caught a glimpse of her, it was hate at first sight! this witch
is no traditional witch, oh no she wasn't. she was miss acting high class. miss modern day witch. cos ...
she just came back from australia. she hibernated in australia for a year, originated from singapore. but when
she came back from australia, she acted like she was miss australia. started critisicing singapore people and
also singapore. has she ever looked in the mirror or maybe just dig for ic in her wallet before she opens her big
good for nothing mouth. her mouth is so so so owl. all the bad words coming shooting like a machine gun when
she's angry. just like a mad woman, throws things and starts banging everything.sheesh! guess she was a tempramental
baby. wonder if her parents had a hard time bringing her up! gosh! and she thinks she the boss. she has to be part of
everything!! she has to stick up her ass in everyone's problem and she thinks she can solve all problems!! think
to highly about herself eh! and for her, she always has to win. in any case! even just talking normally or argueing.
she has to win, because she's much feared by people! and i don't understand why people must fear her. like
so stupid! cowards. and her apprentice, nicky.he's following her orders like a doggie! and now, he's even talking
like lillypilly! sheesh! these people really don't have a sense os originality ehz! i think that this lillypilly just hasn't
met her match and hasn't found someone who isn't afraid of her.well, one day she will!

cuddle and a kiss on the forehead - you like to be
close to your special someone and feel warm,
comfortable, and needed


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i need to get a new pair of spectacle frames.darn, so careless! placed them on the bed and sat on them!
sheesh! show's how heavy i am! and blind too. listening to avril's songs now. she's really talented. love her man!
some people think she's a posuer and all but i think she's kinda fresh. deedee: i think it's you
that doen't like her. don't understand why though. she's really cool and all. composes her own songs and all.
well, everybody's has the right to have their own opinion about things right..so let's not bother about deedee.
so what's the programme later? going to boat quay to eat? or just coffee nearby? i wonder, cos people usually
like to change their decisions last minute!! yesterday's a big example and i had to starve. well it,s kinda ok, cos it
helped me diet! i only had a banana and kellogs yesterday!!damn! and this s-o-n-a-n hasn't replied! eh, "do you
know what bird works at a construction site?" guess....guess....got this while surfing the net. damn lame!!
this avril lavigne song is the one i like most "my world". she's just singing about everything about herself!
it's like she does all the stuff and what she does and bla bla bla. kinda cool. it's kinda fast and a little hard to catch what
she's actually saying, but it's nice la!
oOOoh - my dad just bough dinner. //sigh// i don't wanna eat - cos i ate lunch! feel so sinful. but hweesays that
if i skip meals i'll just be losing muscles not fats.isn't there any way to lose these extras! their so irritating and in the way!

yesterday was a boring day. didn't go out the whole day and i was practically online the whole day!
hwee: haiya! you la, wanna meet today instead. actually if we met, ray would have came down too you know!tsk!
but anyway, just hoping that today will be a better day. but it was also a good thing that i didn't go out
yesterday night cos i could catch the bachelor 2!! oooh - great! it's just so predictable who will
actually receive the rose and who'll not! i'm predicting either brooke or helene will win! their like so so intimate
and compatible with him, but i think helene's a better decision. more mature. oooh - then i caught "brids of the prey"??
i think thats the title of the show. something birds something prey la. quite ok la, but abit lame la, batman and catwoman
and all. but it's ok to watch if you're as bored as me yesterday! ooh - and buffy! so stupid k. they made a clone her, but in
a machine. sooo duh! but they brought her back from the dead and it continues in the next episode. oh, my iron chef show is over
and the challenger lost again. the taste of sweet revenge couldn't be tasted today yea! these 3 iron chefs are unbeatable man!their great!

yesterday around 1-130am, i was just looking through my old letters. you know, those letters we write to each other in secondary
school. like eventhough we see each other everyday at corridors or in classrooms, we still write to each other. and it brings
us like so much joy! haha! i just read thru' all the letters and memories just started to flow. it's find the thought of writing letter to each
other so so stupid. but that's what happens when we're still kids and all! it's just a part and parcel of life.

i can't imagine that we were so close at one point of time in secondary school. we waited for each other to go home together. go to
your house, start talking about the wierdest topics and play monopoly with your brother! we'd just sit outside your house and start singing.
i still remember you playing the guitar and piano and all. we would go down town together and scan at people. buy food and sit at the square.
walk the whole of orchard, to and fro then take the cab from taka back home since we stayed so near to each other. we used to have so much
fun talking and laughing to and at each other, but things change and people move on. the beautiful friendship we shared didn't last as long as
we thought it would. we drifted and i could remember everything so clearly in my mind. now we hardly even talk, don't even talk about meeting,
cos you're miles away. and we never made it a point to meet when you came back. it's really saddening when a friendship turn sour.
deedee, hwee, sonia: may we always stay the bestest and closest of friends even thought one of us has to part soon.
and to all my other friends, may our friendship be a significance in our lives.

ahhh, just got home. woke up from my sweet slumber at 1300hrs! eversince she
left i've been sleeping on like around 3am and waking up at 1pm!! damn!
how piggot can i get! set my alarm at 11am, but instead - off the alarm and get back to
dream land! so let's see if i've got everything done.

#Thing's i'm supposed to do today#

(1) put coupon at carpark

(2) help kim buy 4D (dunno how she can still think of 4D at a time like this!!)

(3) go library

(4) find a job

let's see. i've changed the carpark coupon. luckily i did it fast man! she didn't put a coupon for today!!
*phew* if not there'll be another fine flying in man! like there isn't enough this month! hahz! can't
believe her luck with fines this month! sheesh! but that's thats right.
now, hmm, i've bought the 4D for her. don't see how she can think of 4D at this time man!! tsk!
can't believe it! but nevermind la, since she wants it, she'll get it!
oooh - went to pay my library fines today! after such a long time! $8!! imagine that! shessh!
i like just gave the government $8 when i'm broke! so irritating! the library's like 5 mins away
from my house and i can't even be bothered to walk! lazy mun! anyway - i borrowed this book
which is so interesting - prize winnine plays
it's about the struugle of drug addicts of how they could overcome their addiction. In a stunning blend of
myth and allegory, the monkeys co-operate and help each other build a bridge to help rescue a prisoner from
the grip of despair.
sounds like a great book? well, i'm into non-fiction books. prefer reading real life or true stories than myths and
legends. what i just briefed you about is 1 out of the 2 plays in the book. that's "the bridge". the other's "the trial".
the play reflects singapore's transition from the early days of independence, to the second phase of nation
building. stirring verses on the national icons such as the open-air political rally, the food centre and the merlion
enliven the passionate debate on the nature of patriotism and political freedom.
oooh - much politics eh? deedee: this may be a book for you too eh! politics + plays. theatre studies like.
hehe. ooooh - iron chef has started!! think their gonna test about japanes cuisine today. it's a revenge challenge!
the challenger has lost to one of the 3 iron chefs before and today ... he's back for revenge! and today, their theme is
unisex SALMON!!cool! afew days ago, it was squid. and know what, one of the chef's made ice cream squid
for dessert!!! man!! squid ice cream!!?!?! the judges were like savouring the ice cream commenting that it was nice
and all, but the colour really turns me off! it's grey ice cream!! *pukes*
talk about finding a job, i think even till i start school, i won't even be bothered to fine a job!
hwee: when you get your pay, your time to treat dinner huh!! don't come and hao lian say u got more cash then me ah!
forever pulling me to go shopping when u receive your pay, but in the end you'll go home empty handed. so u better like
think carefully if u wanna get you fossil watch or not with your pay yah! if not you'll end up walking around aimlessly
and think out loud if you should or should not get your watch!
oooh - i found a new website where i can link my photos to my bloggie instead of msn! thanks to travis! thanks thanks
and thanks again! first the msn now this! haha! it's www.dotphoto.com.
deedee: maybe you can try this too yah! then i help you link up the page to your bloggie. your bloggie's so funny!
the links just won't come out though it's saved in the template!*?*

deedee: hey, got this from your bloggie!
go try it!

Your Score Q is:3
The Q score ideally should be as small as possible, indicating maximum agreement among elements. However, even a tiny Q score may not mean optimal functioning, since all four elements may in fact be relatively undeveloped.

Firebird
Air with Fire

Astrologically associated with Aquarius and the Eleventh House

Firebird types are idealistic and driven to achieve something of social or artistic value. They have a strong sense of social justice associated with powerful moral and religious convictions. These convictions are often chosen by the individual on the basis of reason rather than simply received from an existing tradition. They are brilliant at producing original ideas and creative solutions to problems and are good at inspiring others to put them into practice. They can be impatient for results. They hate routine and lose interest once a problem has been addressed, moving swiftly on to the next challenge. They are intense and need a high level of autonomy. They are sociable but goal-oriented. They have good leadership potential but are really more concerned with problem solving. They are unconventional and often radical.

Your Shadow Creature
Earth Types
All the Earth types have problems relating to productivity and stability. The weakest element indicates the main focus of these problems.

Centaur
Earth and Water

This shadow wants to control everything. They want to control everyone, and will keep people at a distance except to do this. They don’t trust emotions because they are random and unfathomable. They seek to control their emotions too, to avoid being engulfed by them. They fear the unknown and hate what is hidden from them. From this comes a compulsive urge to reveal everything as far as possible and to categorize it. This can represent the sum of what they achieve, while more substantial goals are ignored. Even emotions are rationalized away or simply ignored, making them insensitive and callous. The biggest obstacle of weak Water is to overcome insensitivity and alienation; the biggest obstacle of weak Earth is to overcome self-centeredness and greed.

Have you ever felt like you knew someone a long, long time ago?
Another place, another time, a friendship of the souls?
Two people who share a bond for reasons neither know,
A feeling that they were friends, a long, long time ago?

Did they stumble onto each other by pure circumstance,
Or was it fate and destiny that played a certain hand?
Two souls intertwined, they are worlds apart,
But the soul, it knows no difference, in matters of the heart.

Somehow they are drawn together, fate has brought them back,
Each living worlds apart, they journey separate paths.
When this life is over, and a new life begins,
Their souls will find each other, two souls that we call friends.

Find your inner Smurf!

Have You Ever Wondered??

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins
Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click
on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and
dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a
broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic
called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on
airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of
that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck
together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the
opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the
terminal?

//what kind of person are you?//
ooOooohHh - i'm a bitch heh?
not surprisring! - haha!
even my g/f hates my guts - can you imagine that
but like who cares right
everyone has their own rights, virtues, feelings and opinions
and it's just a matter if you wanna keep them in your heart, or announce how you feel - right?
and it's also a matter of how you announce it la *grinz*
anyway, being a bitch isn't that bad at all, unless if you're like those mean mean mean bitches
those can really like get on my nerves when they start talking and blabbering
*strangles their throat*

anyway - oOOh, todays anyday day without her
and i still have like thursday, friday, saturday, sunday and monday
haiz - thought we could spend time on friday since it's a PH, but............
well, nobody wanted this to happen right!?
i can stand! find myself so mean - there she is moaning of her dad
and here am i complaining about my own happiness! sheesh
how selfish and self centered can i ever get!!!!
but don't worry dear, i'm really upset too that this had to happen=(
wonder how you'll be when u get back from everything
now i like have so many days free, i can take advantage of it by..........
going out with my friends!!! *grinz* see - how mean can i get!
but u can't expect me to moan by my lonesome self right!!
hwee: so we better celebrate erin's birthday this week huh!! this is my only free time!
delay it somemore and we'll be celebrating it on May 4th instead!! then have to give red eggs!

oOoh - this iron chef show telecasted on channel 5 every weekday 4pm is great!!
truely man! cos it's so interesting to see different chefs trying to challenge each other and see all the different
types of food they prepare and techniques! so cool! such an eye-opener!!
you should have see the crab series!! man!! they had to pick up the crabs when they are still alive & kicking!!
start chopping them and all when their still moving!! man!! what if they get snapped at! *ouch*
then they just put the crab in hot boiling water to kill it = cruelty to animals!! hahaha

urgh - dying of boredom each and everyday. shouldn't have quit my job, cos it's so boring!!
every single day is like a routine!! wake up late, bathe, eat my brunch, watch my 1pm show, time for computer, see
if anyone calls me out, if not i'll just stay home eat and watch tv. manz! routine of a couch potato!
hwee: and just look at what i'm calling you!!
i need to get a job desperately, but who'll hire me for 2 months!! urgh!!
think i'll spend my time practising my still life for my laselle interview
argh - hate still life!! sheesh! mine will look as if it's floating man! why can't it just keep down!!

argh - and i just dunno how to link my msn photos to my blog!!
cos i don't know the address!!! someone - if anyone is reading this, ould u be a kind soul and tell me how i
can possibly do that! cos like for yahoo, they tell you the webpage address, but for msn, no!!! so i have
no clue about how to go on!!! i like know peanuts about this kinda stuff!!=/

You are a bitch.


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oOoOh - had sushi for dinner again!
long live sakae!
fabulous & cheap sushi
but sushi tei is also as good, just that abit more ex ah!

didn't get to watch the last episode of phua chu kang!
i know it's lame but it's kinda nice to watch you know!
and also!! light years! missed it again!
darn! every tuesdays i end up missing it!!
can't catch my pretty bitch in action!
oooh - missed friends again yesterday
gosh - been missing all the nice shows!
Urgh! i must learn to keep still at home and not go out man!

ended up not playing mahjong today!
sonia tan la!!
hehe - but saturday instead la huh
and it's ok cos had sushi .. so it's ok!
oooh - tomorrow checking out this new place
derelyn: it better not be boring! cos i'm gonna spend $$!
so it better be worth it!
it's this place called "hideout" - plays indie rock and indie pop
dunch really know what's it all about though
but a good friend wanna check it out - so .... this is what friends are for!! =)

it's now that you're gone that i'm starting to miss you
i wish we had more time to say goodbye
waiting for your return weakens my heart
the yearn to hold you again and never letting go ..
so strong
i miss so dearly
i hope you feel the same way too

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it's so sudden
i know it's hard on you
i know you're feeling down and the blues are getting on you
but this is fate
God has everything planned out and nobody's to blame
everyone has to go
i wish i knew what to tell you to lessen your grief
but i don't
all i can tell you is that he's had his share of good days in life
man has to go sooner or later
it's just a matter of timing
death brings grief to all
but at the same time it can also bring hope to life
and it may also put some sense into one
may he rest in peace and may the grief in you simmer

phew!! almost missed my favourite show!!
but .. lucky i set the alarm!!!
haha!
i do get carried away and forget everything when i'm online

ahhh.. i just learned something new yesterday!
how to use msn messenger service!!
darn!! where i have been!
this i must give travis the credit!! haha!!
and if it wasn't for her i also wouldn't have update my version of msn!
*bish*
oh oh .. and also found my long lost contact!
oh man, i like owe you or something travis! *grinz*

can't wait for mahjong session later
*hands itching*
hwee: but i'm not eating oragnic food *eeee*

OooH!! My hospital show is on now!
i've been watching it for so long but i don't even know the title of the show!
sheesh!! but it ain't my fault!
they don't even show it big on tv like other shows!

hey pple!! better read about the pork and cup noodles issue man!
sounds so disgusting! worms may come out if you pour coke over it!!
man!! and if you don't pour coke, you might be eating the worms as well!?!?
oOoh yuckie!!!
and to all that has been eating cup noodles ..........
can you imagine all the wax you have in your body?!
and imagine dying of it? going for and operation to take out the WAX in your body!?
whao!!! d i s g u s t i n g!

PORK AWARENESS - BAK KUT TEH & PORK SAUSAGES LOVERS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has worms. There goes with
your "Bak Kut Teh" for those who love it. Most men love to eat this so
watch out before it's too late.

If you pours Coke (yes, the soda) on a slab of pork, wait a little while,
you will SEE WORMS crawl out of it.

A message from the Health Corporation of Singapore about the Bad effects of
pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS, WORMS and LATENT
DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in other animals, modern
veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED to these illnesses
than other animals. This could be because PIGS like to SCAVENGE and will
eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms, rotting carcasses,
excreta including their own, garbage, and other pigs. INFLUENZA
(flu) is one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share with humans.
This illness is haboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the summer months and
tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who EAT pork sausage tend to
SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig meat contains EXCESSIVE
quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds, which can lead to
ITCHING and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES INFLAMMATION and
growth; sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to SWELLING and
deposits of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

SATAY LOVERS : MUST EAT SATAY WITH CUCUMBER

If you all eat satay, don't ever forget to eat the cucumber, because eating
satay together with carbon after barbequing can cause cancer.
But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be eaten after we eat the
satay because satay has carsinogen (a cancer causing element) but cucumber
is anti-carsinogenic.
So don't forget to eat the cucumber the next time you have satays!

INSTANT NOODLES : WAX SUBSTANCE IN NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,
Make sure you break for at least 3 days after one session of instant
noodles before you eat your next packet!

Please read the info shared to me by a doctor. My family stopped eating
instant noodles more than 5 years ago after hearing about the wax coating
the noodles - the wax is not just in the Styrofoam containers but it coats
the noodles. This is why the instant noodles do not stick to each other
when cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow noodles in the market,
one will notice that, in their uncooked state the noodles are oily. This
layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking together.

Wantan noodles in their uncooked state have been dusted with flour to
prevent them sticking together. When the hawker cooks the noodles, notice
he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in cold water before
cooking them in hot water again. This process is Repeated several times
before the noodles are ready to be served. The cooking and rinsing process
prevents noodles from sticking together.

The hawker then "lowers the noodles in oil and sauce to prevent the noodles
from sticking if they are to be served dry.

Cooking instructions for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in the
water when boiling the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking
together. Otherwise, one gets a big clump of spaghetti!

There was an TCS actor some years ago, who at a busy time of his
career had no time to cook, resorted to eating instant noodles everyday. He
got cancer later on. His doctor told him about the wax in instant noodles.
The doctor told him that our body will need up to 2 days to clear the wax.

There was also an SIA steward who after moving out from his mother's house
into his own house, did not cook but ate instant noodles almost every meal.
He had cancer, and has since died from it.

it's not an infatuation
i try to forget
but it's just to hard to get through
i know that the future has no plans for us
but matters of the heart just can't stop when you tell it to
i can't bear to shut you out of my life forever
cos suspision will get to you
and i myself can't bear to
everything's just so painful

i had a dream
a dream of you and me
the day that we could reconcile
the day our smiles touched each other's hearts
we were enjoying ourselves
it was like before
it was like nobody was around to bother or care about us
and we had all the time we wanted with each other
all the time to laugh and share our thoughts
i never wanted the dream to end
but a dream is a dream
now all i can is think back and look thru' the happy memories we had
filled with regrets i look forward to the future
hoping that you'll always treasure the special friendship we had
and never forget what we shared
though you're far away
i constanly wish that you were near
though i never say much
i wish you were here

Water Goddess. You like peace and serenity and are
usually content with life.


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God's word's against SARS

Ps 91:9-10
Because I have made the Lord my refuge and the Most High our dwelling place
there shall be no calamity or plague will come near my dwelling or family

Heb 4:13
And no creature exists that is concealed from His sight but
all things are open and exposed, naked and defenceless to the eyes of Him
with whom we have to do.
Every bad virus and germs touches me die in Jesus name for I am the
righteousness of God in Christ Jesus

You restored me to health and let me live Isaiah 38:16

Ex. 23:25
Worship the Lord my God and His blessing will be on my food and water. He
will take away sickness from the midst of thee.

Ps 103:2-5
Praise the Lord, O my soul and forget not all His benefits, who forgives
all my sins and Heals all my diseases, who redeems my life from the pit and
crown me with love and compassion, who satisfies my desires with good
things so that my youth is renewed like the eagles.

Isaiah 53:5
But he was pierced for our transgressions, He was crushed for our
iniquities, the punishment that brought us peace was upon Him and by His
wounds we are Healed

ONE DAY at TAN TOCK SENG HOSPITAL - Center for Communicable Disease >

This story was told by a nurse...and she swears this really happened on her ward.

A man suspected of SARs is lying in bed with an mask over his mouth. A
young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands. "Nurse," he
mumbles from behind the mask,"Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the
young nurse replies, "I don't know Mr ******, I'm only here to wash your
face and hands.

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, Are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face
and hands."

The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Nurse," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"



Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted.

She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved
his penis out of the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas,
replaced the bedclothes and announced,

"Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"

At this the man pulled off his mask and asked again,


"I SAID!!!!!: Are my test results back???"

As I've Matured :

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All
you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give
in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some
people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and
it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about
fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big
weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to
others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you
think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do,
unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a
relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there
had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in
life are taken from you too soon and all the less
important ones just never go away.