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Saturday, June 14, 2003

[p]HeXz's entertainment:

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms
around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think
we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we
find out? for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the doorbell,
because the young couple haven't paid their last bill, asks "Are you Mrs.Smith?
You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know ???? " stammers the
young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the
electric company. "What are you saying? It's in YOUR FILES?????"
>"Absolutely." "Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull,rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next
morning. "What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a
month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just
calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay
us." "PAY YOU ???? And what if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir,we'd
have no option but to cut you off." "CUT ME OFF ???? And what would my
wife do then?" the husband asks.
"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle...."











~ { 6/14/2003 02:01:00 PM }
phexz lingers thoughts;

hey blog!! miss me?! *laughs* haven't been blogging for quite some time now. busy working
and school starts at the end of the month. *grinds teeth* wonder how school's gonna be like?!!

had my haircut yesterday!! hmm.. nothing new, just thinning of hair and cutting of fringe. =) mum
was complaining that nothing changed about my hair and it costs $30!! *babble babble babble*
working at 6 today, so i have lots of time before i start preparing for work! yeah! took MC yesterday!
hehehe - my legs were killing me!! gimme a break man! my legs are giving way!

got my thumbdrive yesterday.(free gift) don't think i can use it!! darn - cos it says win 98!!
shootzZzZ!!! who uses win 98 nowadays!!!?? feeling hungry now - lunch!

~ { 6/14/2003 01:51:00 PM }
phexz lingers thoughts;