A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to
her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the
store, she notices a box
full of frogs. The sign says: "Sex Frogs! Only
$20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions)."
The girl excitedly looks around to see if
anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the
counter, "I'll take one." The man
packages the frog and says, "Just follow the
instructions carefully."
The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on
her way home. As soon
as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl
takes out the
instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it
says to do:
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and,
to her surprise, nothing
happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite
upset at this point.
She re-reads the instructions and notices at the
bottom of the paper it
says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please
call the pet store." So,
the girl calls the pet store. The man says, "I
had some complaints earlier
today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes,
the man is ringing her
doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and
says, "See, I've done everything
according to the instructions and the damn thing
just sits there." The
man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog,
stares directly into its
eyes
and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to
do this one more time!"